Dapdotbep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented beaver.

Dapdotbep created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapdotbep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapdotbep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dapdotbep's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dapdotbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Dapdotbep five times a day.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.