Gedbesstit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering elephant.

Gedbesstit created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbesstit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedbesstit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gedbesstit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gedbesstit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gedbesstit.