Govgonfag Motjapjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish raccoon.

Govgonfag Motjapjip created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Govgonfag Motjapjip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Govgonfag Motjapjip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Govgonfag Motjapjip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Govgonfag Motjapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Govgonfag Motjapjip.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.