Dutrowhab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous squid.

Dutrowhab created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutrowhab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dutrowhab, she will turn you into a slug.

Dutrowhab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dutrowhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near capybaras.

2. You must pray to Dutrowhab seven times a day.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must love Dutrowhab.

5. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.