Lanhogtip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring centaur.

Lanhogtip created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lanhogtip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanhogtip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lanhogtip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lanhogtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lanhogtip's name in vain.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Always obey Lanhogtip's priests.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Do not make images of living things.