Jamton is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow bird.

Jamton created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamton, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamton, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jamton's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jamton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Jamton on top of important buildings.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pour water over plants.