Femcarsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving skunk.

Femcarsug created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femcarsug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Femcarsug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Femcarsug's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Femcarsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Femcarsug on top of important buildings.

5. Always help otters.