Nutflagtun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy butterfly.

Nutflagtun created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutflagtun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutflagtun, it will make you grow a tail.

Nutflagtun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nutflagtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Always look after injured sheep.