Fodsitpog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable guinea pig.

Fodsitpog created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodsitpog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodsitpog, he will turn you into a goat.

Fodsitpog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fodsitpog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt voles.