Mabsomjan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dugong.

Mabsomjan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsomjan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabsomjan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mabsomjan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mabsomjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mabsomjan's priests.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not cook food in pots.