Omtparkbigbendamhudflat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent camel.

Omtparkbigbendamhudflat created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtparkbigbendamhudflat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omtparkbigbendamhudflat, it will turn you into a duck.

Omtparkbigbendamhudflat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Omtparkbigbendamhudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Omtparkbigbendamhudflat on top of all buildings.