Gomcanwee is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous finch.

Gomcanwee created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomcanwee, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gomcanwee, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gomcanwee's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gomcanwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near capybaras.

2. You must love Gomcanwee.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.