Sasdimpidnarl Dap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful dingo.

Sasdimpidnarl Dap created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasdimpidnarl Dap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasdimpidnarl Dap, it will not invite you to parties.

Sasdimpidnarl Dap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sasdimpidnarl Dap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.