Somyamrut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced skunk.

Somyamrut created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somyamrut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Somyamrut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Somyamrut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Somyamrut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Somyamrut eight times a day.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Never pour water over plants.