Quagdamnurpak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able weasel.

Quagdamnurpak created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagdamnurpak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagdamnurpak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Quagdamnurpak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Quagdamnurpak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Quagdamnurpak.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.