Listfubwan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy swan.

Listfubwan created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfubwan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listfubwan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Listfubwan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Listfubwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Listfubwan's priests.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.