Fadcimgab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able butterfly.

Fadcimgab created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcimgab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadcimgab, he will be very sad.

Fadcimgab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fadcimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fadcimgab.

3. Always help bats.

4. Do not take Fadcimgab's name in vain.

5. Hide from turquoise goats for they are unholy.