Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered fox.

Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. You must love Quagbestgidzigriltapbotyarp.