Listdogsug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid eagle.

Listdogsug created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdogsug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listdogsug, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Listdogsug's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Listdogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.