Misbissjad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable bear.

Misbissjad created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbissjad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Misbissjad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Misbissjad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Misbissjad's Holy Commandments

1. Misbissjad loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if four goats approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.