Nutquartflaggamnulbod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain dove.

Nutquartflaggamnulbod created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutquartflaggamnulbod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutquartflaggamnulbod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nutquartflaggamnulbod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nutquartflaggamnulbod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nutquartflaggamnulbod on top of all buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Nutquartflaggamnulbod loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.