Kabrullven is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane donkey.

Kabrullven created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Kabrullven, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kabrullven, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kabrullven's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kabrullven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never eat bark.