Mabkopgan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, effective troll.

Mabkopgan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Mabkopgan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabkopgan, it will think nothing of it.

Mabkopgan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mabkopgan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabkopgan.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mabkopgan.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.