Satsanpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy owl.

Satsanpib created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satsanpib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Satsanpib, she will strike you with lightening.

Satsanpib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Satsanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Satsanpib loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.