Quaffutwit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful chinchilla.

Quaffutwit created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffutwit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quaffutwit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quaffutwit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quaffutwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Quaffutwit's priests.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Quaffutwit loves sheep, so they must be honoured.