Hamtimcid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak centipede.

Hamtimcid created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamtimcid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamtimcid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hamtimcid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hamtimcid's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.