Cidtaromt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying swan.

Cidtaromt created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtaromt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidtaromt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cidtaromt's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cidtaromt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ants approach from the north.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mention mites.