Kadbafbum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful dragonfly.

Kadbafbum created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbafbum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadbafbum, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kadbafbum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kadbafbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kadbafbum on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Do not drink alcohol.