Fabgedhig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless octopus.

Fabgedhig created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgedhig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabgedhig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fabgedhig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fabgedhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near badgers.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look after injured geese.