Gidhungigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring slug.

Gidhungigstip created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidhungigstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidhungigstip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gidhungigstip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gidhungigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.