Madbabflatjen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet frog.

Madbabflatjen created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbabflatjen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madbabflatjen, it will turn you into a rock.

Madbabflatjen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Madbabflatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Madbabflatjen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always take life seriously.