Metbemsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing manatee.

Metbemsab created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metbemsab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metbemsab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Metbemsab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Metbemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Metbemsab loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about amino acids.