Homdagflow is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited rat.

Homdagflow created life four years ago.

If you believe in Homdagflow, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homdagflow, it will strike you with lightening.

Homdagflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Homdagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Homdagflow loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.

5. Always help gulls in need.