Fligvagpin Rulzimwip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering centipede.

Fligvagpin Rulzimwip created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligvagpin Rulzimwip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fligvagpin Rulzimwip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fligvagpin Rulzimwip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligvagpin Rulzimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.