Yattdidjad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy fox.

Yattdidjad created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattdidjad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yattdidjad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Yattdidjad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yattdidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. You must love Yattdidjad.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yattdidjad.

5. Put Yattdidjad first in all things.