Raphun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, compassionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Raphun created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Raphun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Raphun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Raphun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Raphun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Raphun loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.