Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish goblin.

Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Worship no other gods but Sankapquimbopmonpomvabcap.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear white.

5. Respect your elders.