Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented grasshopper.

Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow, she will not care.

Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillveenfob Wigtarpgumrilrow.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing purple boots.

5. Always look after injured rats.