Bonkyoghugcam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing armadillo.

Bonkyoghugcam created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyoghugcam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonkyoghugcam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkyoghugcam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bonkyoghugcam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bonkyoghugcam on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.

3. Never feed melons to horses while wearing gray hats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.