Cunfodkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able dove.

Cunfodkar created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfodkar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cunfodkar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cunfodkar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cunfodkar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cunfodkar on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.