Bedmisnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident hyena.

Bedmisnarl created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedmisnarl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bedmisnarl, it will be very sad.

Bedmisnarl's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bedmisnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Always obey Bedmisnarl's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.