Armcapsug is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured penguin.

Armcapsug created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armcapsug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armcapsug, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Armcapsug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Armcapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to tapirs while wearing blue boots.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Armcapsug on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.