Flamyokbugdum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing squid.

Flamyokbugdum created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamyokbugdum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flamyokbugdum, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flamyokbugdum's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Flamyokbugdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.