Fatcabkom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless human.

Fatcabkom created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcabkom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fatcabkom, he will turn you into a slug.

Fatcabkom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fatcabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Fatcabkom loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never jump in holy places.