Rakbagkopzog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, prudent hippopotamus.

Rakbagkopzog created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rakbagkopzog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakbagkopzog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rakbagkopzog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rakbagkopzog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about black holes.