Titminweg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish warg.

Titminweg created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titminweg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Titminweg, she will turn you into a snail.

Titminweg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Titminweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not take Titminweg's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.