Badlakarf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful snail.

Badlakarf created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlakarf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badlakarf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Badlakarf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Badlakarf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick eagles.