Garwikcedbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless naga.

Garwikcedbest created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garwikcedbest, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Garwikcedbest, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Garwikcedbest's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Garwikcedbest's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garwikcedbest.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Retreat if three cats approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.