Podfobrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty dryad.

Podfobrut created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfobrut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podfobrut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Podfobrut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Podfobrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Podfobrut on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.