Rowmigdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented rhinoceros.

Rowmigdud created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowmigdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowmigdud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rowmigdud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rowmigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Rowmigdud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed tomatoes to frogs while wearing red shoes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowmigdud.